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Guy walks into a bar ๐Ÿฅœ

A guy walks into a bar and has a few drinks. He notices the vending machine and walks over to it. The vending machine starts shouting abuse at the guy, calling him names tells him to get lost. Saddened and confused, the guy decides to head back to the bar for some snacks instead and settles on the bar nuts. They start talking to him too, telling him how wonderful he is and that he really works hard and earned his drink! Thinking he may have had too much to drink, he asks the bar tender "did you hear all of that?". The bar tender says "Yep, don't worry - that vending machine is always out of order so the nuts are complimentary".

Credit: Tim Bryan

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